Would You Rather?

Would You Rather...

...eat your ice cream that just barely fell on the ground?

OR

...lick a toilet seat?

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My Answer: A toilet seat!!

Reason?: Who say's it can't be your own toilet? Plus, you could do it right after you've disinfected. Bingo!

Eating ice cream off the ground...BlEaH!!! "I didn't put sprinkles on it, did I?" yeah. That's sick.

Leave your answers.